Stardate: 67718 (who knew you could actually calculate this stuff?)
B, having ruled out Bannakaffalatta (I mean, really, what rhymes with Bannakaffalatta?!) is for Dr. Bones ‘technically Leonard but L is already for someone else’ McCoy.
One day down in Sick Bay with Kirk,
Bones McCoy went a little bezerk;
“Dammit Jim, I’m a Doc,
Not a playmate for Spock!
Now let me get on with my work.”