I’ve been a fan of the Indiana Jones films for a long time – the music, the adventure, the stunt show… none of this is in any way related to Hans Solo or Star Wars, but it does help to explain why I couldn’t watch the original trilogy without expecting him to don a Fedora at any moment and start whipping Stormtroopers into shape left, right and centre…
‘Return Of The Giant Rolling Boulder’. I think George Lucas missed a trick there.
Hans Solo looked up at the ceiling
And had a distinctly bad feeling.
He should really divulge
The worsening bulge
But the thought wasn’t all that appealing.