Last year I submitted this to the 2011 Wergle Flomp poetry contest… as predicted, it didn’t so much fly as plummet as far as making it into the top entries goes, although I like to think it raised at least a smile or an eyebrow at some point on its way to obscurity.
This year, I thought I’d enter this to see if it fared any better…. it beat a field of roughly a dozen entries in a competition held where I work after all; why not an American, internationally acclaimed contest for people who do this sort of thing a lot better than I do and enter in their thousands from all over the world? Stranger things have happened – I now look forward to Mondays, for example… I’d just rather they followed somewhat longer weekends 
