Was discussing my appalling eyesight with some friends at work the other day when one of them said I reminded her of a song lyric – my brain immediately went into parody mode and this is the result (with apologies and due credit to Jimmy Nash who, according to Wikipedia, wrote the original lyrics it’s based on):
I can see clearly now my specs are on
I can see clearly now my specs are on,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone is the blurriness of being blind
It’s gonna be alright (right), alright (right) -
I see the way!
I think I can make it now, the headache’s gone
All of the missing things have reappeared
It’s the prescription I’ve been prayin’ for
It’s gonna be alright (right), alright (right) -
I see the way!
Looked all around, was nothin’ but fuzzy lines
Looked straight ahead, nothin’ but fuzzy lines
I can see clearly now my specs are on,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone is the blurriness of being blind
It’s gonna be alright (right), alright (right) -
I see the way!
© Catherine Smith





